Saturday, December 6, 2008

mind = blown

So you're telling me that Elisabeth Hasselbeck from The View, wife of former NFL backup quarterback Tim Hasselbeck and sister-in-law of current NFL actual quarterback Matt Hasselbeck, is Elisabeth Filarski from Survivor: Australia?

I'm calling shenanigans.

Friday, November 28, 2008

husked

Nebraska's coaching staff just learned why you don't design a fake field goal around a no-look lateral.

Colorado's three first-half touchdowns have come on a 68-yard pass, a 36-yard run, and a 49-yard fumble return. Exciting.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

kids these days

I think that decades from now, when I look back on my life, I will realize that the moment I became old was the moment I heard that Twilight was "a pop culture phenomenon" and thought "Huh, I never even heard of it before I saw the the commercials."

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

thanks for nothing, cnn

I just heard Lou Dobbs say that America is falling behind in the new space race because India is launching its first lunar mission, and it made me want to stop watching TV. But fortunately House is on in 15 minutes.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

while i'm at it

Would the person in charge of the radio please add another song to the rotation? Three songs is not enough!

Thanks.

and this is not a law blog

Tomorrow I will begin law school at a top-twenty institution. This blog is about everything not related to that.